Wednesday, November 5, 2008

This Is Spreading The Wealth...

My buddy Clark just messaged me with this little tidbit and I thought it was hilarious, so I felt like sharing. I don't know if Clark is the originator of this gem, but if he is it's a work of genius.

So picture a guy walking into a restaurant in a seedier part of town when he passes a homeless dude begging for change. He ignores the begger, goes in and orders. Eats his meal. When the waiter comes over smiling...wearing an Obama pin proudly.

"How was your meal, sir?" he asks our hero.

"It was fine, man."

The waiter hangs around, obviously wanting a tip. The customer sees this and smiles, "Guess you are waiting for a tip, eh?"

"Well, thats customary," says the waiter, growing irritated.

"Tell you what, seeing as you are an Obama supporter.....instead of tipping you, I think I will just give the five bucks I had for you to the homeless guy out front....he didnt earn it, of course, but isn't that the way this works?"

With that, the guy walks out, the bum gets happy, the waiter gets fucked.

Welcome to next year.

1 comment:

Ave said...

Oh. My. Gosh! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH. Priceless!