Mad Ogre has a video up over at his place where he gives advice on how to buy a gun without risking the ire of your wife. It's very interesting to me, as a single guy, the level of cloak and dagger bullshit you married guys go through.
Here's how you buy a gun if you're a single guy:
1. Go to gun buying place.
2. Buy gun.
3. Take gun home.
Done. That's it.
More of that "losing the mandate of Heaven" stuff.
4 minutes ago
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LOL, that works MUCH better! :-)
;)
LOL...better trick: marry/date someone with a similar gun habit. i spent more money on firearms than the other half did on Black Friday...
Laura, if I meet someone like that I'll be sure too.
Or, find a chick who appreciates firearms as much as you do.
I hadda look for a long time to find one.
But as long as I can pay for it, I get to buy any gun I want.
I'm kinda lucky in that.
PROTIP: No matter what your gender, don't date control-freak weirdos.
POST-LAUTENBERG PROTIP: Also, don't date outside your species.
Control freak weirdos are perfectly fine...as long as they leave it in the bedroom.
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