Sunday, April 22, 2012

Tab clearing.

'Cause everyone else is doing it.

  • When have UN observers not been a joke?  I mean, really, the UN is like one of those mega churches in that 90% of the people there are just showing up to be seen, 9% are there to make money off of suckers, and 1% actually believe in the mission.  

  • Does no one teach SS agents that you negotiate price before doing the deed?  Seriously, you find out the price, you agree or don't, you put the cash in a convenient place for her to pick it up on her way out the door, and then you fuck her.  It's that simple.  I don't mind they wanted to get laid.  I wouldn't even mind paying for it considering the job.  But don't fucking argue with your hooker in the hallway, asshole!

2 comments:

Old NFO said...

All good ones, and yeah, what are 300 unarmed 'observers' going to do... run like hell???

RobertM said...

No, they'll be too busy raping and molesting to run. I swear, a UN inspection or peacekeeping force has got to be the modern equivalent of Viking raiders. Even on the rare occasion competent people are picked they have their teeth pulled.